Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
How naked do you want me to be?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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