Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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