What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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