U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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