did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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