You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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