There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
