Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My hand turned me down
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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