hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
