I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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