What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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