Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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