The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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