is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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