Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have already put on my inside pants.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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