I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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