So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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