So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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