Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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