This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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