I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm gonna fight the coyote
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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