Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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