My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize