Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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