i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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