Do vagina's smell?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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