I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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