Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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