but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Mom said you looked used
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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