There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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