Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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