people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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