We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just high enough for therapy.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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