No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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