somebody snuck up and got me drunk
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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