You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
At least life still wants to fuck me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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