Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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