I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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