Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think my fart just growled at me.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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