I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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