I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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