we made out on top of his cat.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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