i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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