we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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