She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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