I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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