so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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