Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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