I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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