Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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