planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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