Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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