You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?