Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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