she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Green mimosas i think yes
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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