You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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