my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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