All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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